![]() I fell down a rain gutter - like literally in the gutter - on a busy street when I was 18.Leaving the bathroom stall with a little piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.Then, I made awkward eye contact with a teacher as they just walked away. After picking everything up, I tripped again. I was late to school one morning and I tripped down the steps, dropping all of my books.Realizing I put my work pants on backwards, and inside out after I already arrived to work.I thought I saw my girlfriend standing near the back, so I came up behind her with a hug. I showed up late to my son’s choir performance at his school.Having to go home in the middle of a work shift because I had sneezed so hard I peed my pants.Falling down the stairs in front of everyone at my high school.Texting something about your crush to your friend and then realizing you sent it to the wrong person.Turns out my girlfriend just got home with her mom and some friends… ![]() I ended up running out of toilet paper and had to go run around my house searching for it, pants down. Holding the door open for someone and watching them decide to open the door next to you, so you’re kind of just standing there awkwardly holding the door open for ghosts.I ended up falling down the staircase and twisting my ankle. After the first night that my then-boyfriend spent at my apartment, I was walking him down to the door to say goodbye.She announced to the entire bar I was beginning puberty. I was telling her how I noticed my body was changing. When I was a kid, I went up to my mom who was bartending at the time.Saying “you, too” after the waiter brings your food and tells you to enjoy your meal.Getting drunk and farting on a lighter, setting fire to my pants and going to the hospital with a burnt butt.One day at the playground, whilst I’m listening to music on my headphones and I don’t hear background noises, I suddenly see everyone opening their mouth at me and I’m like “Huh?” Next thing you know, I look up and a basketball smashes my nose.I went into the wrong bathroom once and didn’t realize until I had exited the stall to find a bunch of angry women looking at me.Trying to get your teacher’s attention and calling her “mom” instead.So let your freak flag fly and enjoy these embarrassing stories and other general embarrassing moments in honor of National Awkward Moments Day!Īll stories are anonymous and may have been edited for length and/or clarity. So I’m here to put a squash on that and say: Embrace your weirdness and your awkward moments! I’ve asked a bunch of people to share some of their most awkward, embarrassing stories to show that we are all weird, embarrassing, and awkward. However, for some odd reason, we all seem to pretend that we’re never awkward and never do embarrassing things. As humans, we are flawed, vulnerable creatures. Whether we like to admit it or not, we’re all awkward.
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